Yeah. I get it, Julia: you don’t care. Well. Neither do I.

It’s been an epic couple of weeks for me. And for the first time in years I have been completely over politics. I’ve been too busy thinking about what matters to me.

And none of it involves politics, let alone this election. I can’t believe how disenchanted I am — I turned 26 last week and it is clear the naïve idealism of my yoof has completely disappeared.

It’s going to be odd to not be handing out How To Votes next week.

But I’ve decided that my Saturdays are more important than being part of Labor’s Pamphlet Army. Even on E-Day.

Yours in languor Sunili